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Kent Trammell (theluthier)

31 replies · posted

If we started a Blender-themed restaurant...

...what would the names of our dishes be??

This entertaining topic came from yesterday's stream chat - From Omar Domenech specifically: "If I ever put a restaurant exclusively for people that do 3D, "Wrist Pain" would be the name of a dish."

From there everyone started throwing out funny, clever food item names. I figured this should be a documented as a fun community thread. Here's my 2000-IQ restuaurant name + tagline +  the menu so far:

The Default Cube (courtesy of welltheresyerproblem)

"Come decimate our food." ( courtesy of ooverbyte )

pprocyonlotor 

  • Subsurf & Turf
  • Mediterranean Unwrap
  • "The Normal"

yyukinoh1989

  • Light-baked Soft Surface Cake with a Cream Mask and Fluid chocolate sauce
  • Auto-save Noodle Soup
  • Mirrored Meathandels

dostovel

  • Particle System Fried Rice bowl
  • Render Meat Steak
  • Out-of-Memory Sandwich

jjakeblended 

  • Render-farmhouse eggs
  • Macro-roni and Cheese
  • Node-Spaghetti and Metaballs

dragonice69 

  • Border selection - mix of square pastry
  • MetaDate

tbrbn 

  • The Shift-Ctrl-Alt-C (it's just plane bread but we like to make things overly complicated here)
  • Hawaian poke-boolean
  • Shrimpwraps

@carrotni

  • Donut Dish
  • Node'l Soup

smurfmier1985 

  • Doodle Soup

me1958424

  • Bendy-bone-less rig-a-toni

ullreym 

  • Baked bread with Olive Euler and Balsamic Vinegar
  • Metaball Sub....division sandwiches

3dioot

  • Bmesh Split

percept10ndev 

  • Chicken Suzanne

silentheart00 

  • Cornell ice cream cone (Because it sounds like a Cornetto)

ssorta

  • Mesh-y Dishes

lhumungus 

  • Chicken EnchilANTas

spikeyxxx 

  • B-bone Steak

theluthier 

  • Fresnel Fritters

thecabbagedetective 

  • CUDA Casserole

I know this community has plenty of culinary creativity flowing in its veins. If you have a clever Blender-themed dish name in mind, post it in a reply below!